tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925765946042638459.post261154735108183277..comments2024-03-18T02:22:56.392-04:00Comments on Disgusted Beyond Belief: Sometimes I wish I didn't have to eatDBBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17805375811782552873noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925765946042638459.post-64782639206992124062009-01-11T12:02:00.000-05:002009-01-11T12:02:00.000-05:00I am almost to the point where I can't eat food fr...I am almost to the point where I can't eat food from restaurants, which, as you can imagine, is inconvenient when you're pressed for time, don't want to cook, haven't been to the grocery store, or every dish in your kitchen is dirty (it seems like I meet one of these criteria most of the time). I resent paying for food I can cook better myself, and it seems like every time I go out to eat, I put another thing on my "ok, I have to cook THIS now because I have to cancel out the memory of this mediocre ______ because what if I die and I have to spend the entire afterlife remembering this stupid meal?" Is it too much to ask, spending eternity remembering tasty lasagna, Olive Garden?<BR/><BR/>It is becoming a problem.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03315849412290918217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925765946042638459.post-63731990109258045832009-01-10T20:09:00.000-05:002009-01-10T20:09:00.000-05:00You can email me at disgustedbeyondbelief2@yahoo.c...You can email me at disgustedbeyondbelief2@yahoo.com.DBBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17805375811782552873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925765946042638459.post-27366867134704502472009-01-10T19:06:00.000-05:002009-01-10T19:06:00.000-05:00Hi, DBB:Yeah... I liken it to the whole 'eliminati...Hi, DBB:<BR/><BR/>Yeah... I liken it to the whole 'elimination' factor of life, as well. I mean, you spend all of this time prepping and eating and then, nearly as long on the can getting rid of it. What happened to the futuristic meal-in-a-pill? I sometimes hate eating as much as I hate having to pee every time I walk into a store. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!? I'm only going to tell YOU this, but I've (somewhat) seriously contemplated sporting a colostomy bag simply so I can take a dump while I'm waiting in line, buying a pound of nails at ACE Hardware. <BR/><BR/><BR/>ASIDE:<BR/>Apologies up front for being --slightly-- <B>[grin]</B> off topic, but this info is not in your bio.<BR/><BR/>Do you currently practice law? If so, what type of law?<BR/><BR/>I also live in Michigan (Royal Oak area). In what part of Michigan do you reside?<BR/><BR/>If all this seems a bit personal, let me explain: I'm looking for an attorney who is philosophically aligned with me. I really connect with your style and approach. <BR/><BR/>Is there an alternate, discreet, method to contact you or you me?<BR/><BR/>Thanks in advance!<BR/><BR/>=D. "never-hire-a-Buddhist-divorce-attorney" M.<BR/><BR/>BTW, I'm married and a college instructor, not some whacko. <I>Hrmm... yet I felt I had to CLARIFY that...</I>Daniel_Millenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10485501083218307062noreply@blogger.com