Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Remote Controlled Sperm Valve

It looks like there is a new technology for birth control for men - an implanted valve that can turn on or off the flow of sperm with a remote control. The remote is security coded, so not just anyone can do it, and it looks like it stays with the doctor's office. But it brings the art of hacking to a whole new level. Imagine a man's surprise, after he's impregnated a woman unexpectedly, to find out that his penis has been hacked.

3 comments:

Bing said...

The words "penis" and "hacked" should not live in the same sentence.

Just saying. The post was hilarious, by the way.

HJ

DBB said...

You know, that's a good point - though I've been around computers too long to think of anything other than "breaking electronic security" when I see the word "hacked." Though I could see it if you add "off" on the end of "Hacked" - ouch!

hedera said...

That is HILARIOUS! Sorry, bing already said that. I'm sitting here laughing with tears running down my face.

And I'm sorry - there is too a valid contraceptive method for men other than vasectomy - it's spelled C O N D O M, but nobody seems to want to use it...

ROFLMAO...